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Top Ten Differences between Hidden Valley Resort and Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing

August 5, 2009 by admin · Leave a Comment 

It has come to our attention that the name “Hidden Valley Resort” is causing a certain degree of confusion. Apparently, some folks have been going to the supermarket to look for the resort. In the interest of clarity, we offer these tips to help avoid potential embarrassment.

The top ten differences between Hidden Valley Resort and Hidden Valley Ranch dressing:

  1. Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing is great with vegetables. Hidden Valley Resort is great for vegetating.
  2. Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing is creamy on salads. At Hidden Valley Resort, you can get creamed on the ski slope.
  3. Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing comes in bottles and jars. Hidden Valley Resort has bottles in bars.
  4. Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing mix comes in a packet. At Hidden Valley Resort, your meeting will be packed.
  5. Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing is rich. At Hidden Valley Resort, so are you.
  6. Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing comes in lots of flavors. Hidden Valley Resort offers a lot of variety.
  7. Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing makes a great marinade. At Hidden Valley Resort, you can marinate in the spa.
  8. Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing is smooth on your salad. At Hidden Valley Resort, you can be smooth on the golf course.
  9. Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing makes a good dip. At Hidden Valley Resort, you can take a good dip in the pool.
  10. Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing is spicy. Hidden Valley Resort will spice up your life.